Why This Woman's Late-Night Card Game Has Everyone Talking

One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed n*de into the bedroom – only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.

“Now, what?!!”‘ he exclaimed. “Did you lose everything?”

After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest.