Widow's Unusual Husband Ad Sparks Unlikely Suitor

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! I must be in my age group, not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.